Florida Living

Florida Facts

English is our first and second language...

Filp flops, tank tops and baggy shorts are also know as business casual...

It is perfectly acceptable to brag about the size of your generator...

Living in Florida you may root for The Dolphins, The Marlins, The Rays, The Heat, or The Panthers,
but not rooting for The Bucs is an arrest-able offense...

There are alligators in Florida, and they WILL bite you.
Don't be stupid and try to feed or pet one...

When a hurricane is headed our way, even though you have advance warning and you are told to be prepared,
you are not a true Floridian unless you wait until the absolute last minute to go to HomeDepot to pick up plywood,
or to Publix to stock up on water, ice, beer, and potato chips...

A true Floridian does not own a boat. They make friends with someone who has one.
That way you don't have to deal with any of the headaches...

There is always a Walgreens across the street from a CVS on almost every corner.
With more being built every day...

It's normal to sweat when putting up your holiday decorations...

No matter what they decide in Tallahassee you will never, ever be able to figure out your property taxes...

Learn how to dress in layers. It will be 95 degrees outside but inside any restaurant or store it's 65 degrees...

There are three things you will need to survive a Florida winter:
A long sleeved T-shirt, sunscreen, and the right to mock all those people up north...